EMPLOYEE RESIGNATION

The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.
To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.
The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!
The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk
That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.
I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.

Thanks & Regards
Employee


Manager Response
Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)

(Bukan Boss aku....perangai je sama..."F" word kat mulut dia je. Bukan FIRED...tapi F*#K.)

The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say
If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want

Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them
That is what I can say

Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
From my experience I can tell you
Being in software development is like taking hell out of you
You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work
It's always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one
This is all what I want to say
Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash
But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any....You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don't feel shy
As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi....
That is all what I want to say.

Thanks & Regards
Manager

*Then the employee said....."Boss I'm Resign"!!!!!! (Yahooooo....resign.!!!!...resign!!!!!......resign.!!!!!......pun bukan aku...gambar sebenar aku lompat-lompat sambil jerit RESIGN....!!!!RESIGN.....!!!!!!)

Surat Kepada Penyangak!

Kehadapan Penyangak Yg Dimaki,

Segala maki hamun adalah untuk mu.

Tarikh 09/02/08 tak akan aku lupakan apabila dengan selamba beruk kau memecahkan tingkap cermin keta aku dan mencilok laptop aku! Apakah kerana kau dah kebulur sangat sehingga tergamak kau mencilok atau mungkinkah bangsa atau keturunan kau adalah bangsa atau keturunan penyangak?

Tahukan kau betapa rampingnya perut aku ketika nak membeli menatang tu.....tapi dgn selamba badaknya (perut yg boroi) kau menciloknya. Kenapa tak kau tunggu aku apabila kau nak menciloknya. Mungkin dengan itu dapat aku menghadiahkan sebiji dua buku lima dan sepak terajang kat kau. Atau mungkin kau akan merayu utk tidak dilahirkan kedunia apabila aku sedang mengajar kau!

Tetapi walau apapun aku bersyukur.....kerana yg ilang hanyalah kebendaan....tidak seperti mereka yg kehilangan anak atau orang tersayang! Menatang yg ilang tu masih boleh aku ikat perut lagi untuk membelinya.....tapi kalau dah ilang orang yg kita sayang....huhuhuhuhuhuh...nangis darah sampai cirit pun tak guna.

Cakap pasal tak guna.....TAK GUNA PUNYA PENYANGAK!!!! Dah la laptop aku kau cilok....keta aku pecah cermin....penat badan dek kerana Birokrasi Polis dalam nak membuat report! GAMPANG!!!!

Segala carut marut...maki hamun hanyalah utk kau wahai penyangak! aku masih berdoa utk kita bertemu suatu hari nanti takala kau tengah buat "projek" kat orang lain. Mesti tejalin "kemesraan" antara kita takala itu. Mungkin juga pertemuan itu akan diakhiri dgan kepala kau diselaputi dgn darah "sucimu".........atau mungkin jua tangan kau patah 12 belas....atau mungkin jua sesudah nyawa kau dah tinggal suku, baru aku ikat kau kt belakang keta aku dan heret kau ke balai polis Kota Damansara...(tempat aku buat report masa kau cilok laptop aku dulu)......mungkin.......

Akhir kata .....kau tungguuuuuu....

B....Z....

Keje ngalahkan PM. Kalau gaji cam PM best gak! Satu lagi keta Proton dah launch....trus start plak MPV. So...taun ni mana plak aku nak gi buat mould? Dari "risikan" anak buah aku, diaorang nak buat mould kat Korea...atau Jepun.....Apasal tak nak buat kat Selayang ke.....Gombak ke....tak pun kek Pokan Chongkau!
Skrg ni tengah "HOT" orang berenti keje....tak puas ati increament. Sales banyak tapi naik "ciput"....Hampeh. Apa-apa pun aku dah ready ngan problem tu coz aku still used this kind of philosophy.........
"LOVE THE JOB, NOT THE COMPANY....COZ YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHEN THE COMPANY STOP LOVING U!!!!"